Me:Don't you hate that feeling when you take a nap, but then you sleep for way too long, and then when you wake up you feel gross and can't force yourself to do anything?
Roommate:What? Maybe you haven't noticed, but typically I wake up before you do, do all my errands, work until 10 o'clock at night and then go see my boyfriend. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Me:...
Roommate:...
Me:Well then, I'm gonna go rest my eyes for a bit. See ya!
